Mrs. Crenshaw: "Do not think I have scared you. I lead a house with 50 dogs crazy."
Greetings dear readers!. As you know, this is a remake of the cult slasher dark "House on Sorority Row" 1983. READ MY REVIEW . Will captured the essence and gloomy atmosphere of the original? For nothing. They must know that is a totally mainstream slasher.
The movie even opened in theaters in my country so I decided to wait to come out on DVD or even transmit it on cable. I am totally delighted that I did not spend a penny to access. Hey, but that does not mean it is something bad ... Let us clean the blood in the fraternity house ...
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This is the story of a group of cocky bitches with bad attitude ohhh very hot but integrating Theta Pi Fraternity (very appropriate name). During a party at the fraternity house, the sister Megan plays a joke in bad taste to her unstable boyfriend Garrett, simulating a drug overdose after consuming "some pills." While he's kissing her, touching her sexy legs while lifting her nightgown, she starts spitting foam at the mouth. 
his "brothers and friends," Jessica, Claire, Ellie, and Chuggs Cassidy (sister of Garrett) enter the scene to continue the joke and take it to the extent of saying that the girl is dead. I suggest and tormented the poor guy to throw the corpse in a lake. The joke goes well until Garrett, totally desperate and scared, he decides to key intelligence on the chest of Megan Tire changing tool (call it "the cat" as it is colloquially known in Mexico) and so cut into small pieces. Obviously the killing and this means that officially the joke went wrong.
Cassidy, who is the sexiest and most decent in their principles, decides to call the police but their "sisters" are confident that the best thing left to do is throw the corpse in an abandoned mine and thus secret just between them. The group leader, Jessica, decided by all that they can not go to jail and ruin your life. Similarly, Cassidy blackmails so it does not "crack."
Eight months later, at your graduation party, these hoes receive messages with photo cell "cat" with which he killed Megan. This morbid character also manages to at different times, place Megan the alleged corpse in a watering can kill a poor innocent who heard about the night, sending threatening text messages, etc.
Well, now wait a slaughter underwear girls who like to party so rampant.
Ohhh, looks like someone else was present at the scene. Or does Megan returned from the dead to take revenge? Did the producers decided to invent a plot twist in stupid enough to shield?. You decide.
"Secret Blood" or "Pact of Blood" as it met this remake in Mexico and Spain, we recalled that slashers in the new millennium must be attuned with fashion trends, language, pop culture and behavior of adolescents. In other words, is like following the A, B, C, imposed by series like "The Hills", "Gossip Girl", among others. Of which I am proud to say that I have never seen except at times they appear sexy girls.
definitivmante This remake tries to have fun without taking seriously. From the poster of the movie (extremely clever to show the girls as if they were a pile of corpses) you know that this will be a fun and bloody journey. And that's exactly what we offer: fun without complications.
I was hard not to compare with the original, which while not a masterpiece, is one of the most gloomy and atmospheric slashers of the early 80's. Few films are compared with those moments of fear that gives us and especially the memorable final ...
The story is clever at all because if you knew the slashers of the late 90's you can decrypt it before you can say I-loved-the-breast-of-Jennifer-Love-Hewitt. So you know what death awaits you are not very violent but artful, characters with many cliches, very hot girls, absurd dialogue and pop-rock music. It's like you're watching "Mean Girls" (if I admit that I saw but it was because I fell in lust for Lindsay Lohan) but with murder.
we also present the remake of "Black Christmas" with the character of Megan's sister, played by Caroline D'Amore nalgueable who presents himself from nothing to remember is the sister of the deceased. Their inclusion was an attempt by the Director for her suspected of being the murderer. Totalmetne misplaced.
If not for the dynamic and fun tone of the movie, this remake would be totally wasted. Nor am I saying it's a good product, much less is more, I consider it a reflection of the mediocrity of the genre today.
True, there is blood, solid rhythm, hot chicks, but not enough to save them from burning.
What differentiates this from other slashers, is the black humor that is present everywhere. Jessica's character was my favorite because it is fun of clichés in many of these films, is a bitch and enjoy it, love it and therefore it comes very natural.
The girls behave badly and do not care. Hey, even naked in a full party to have sex in the jacuzzi. Well done girl! Breasts and blood everywhere is something that occasionally is needed. Well, something that is always needed.
In turn, the Directorate dizzying, dynamic and fun, combined with excellent cinematography, he considers "Sorority Row" like candy for your eyes. Stewart Hendler can do their work and through creative shots, close-ups, and above all, capture a specific environment, such as festivals, shot good work.
For example, I loved the first scene in which we travel in a single take a wild party at the fraternity house. Lights everywhere, drinks, girls in sexy clothes, alcohol, kids behaving like animals, etc. Hey, I wanted to jump into the screen and get drunk all that day.
hilarious We totally badass as the appearance of the character of Mrs. Crenshaw, who spits out dialogue offensive against the murderer while he shoots with a shotgun. He says things like "stay away from my girls" and "do not think I have scared you. I lead a house with 50 dogs crazy."
I can say Murders they are "ok" and while none is as violent as expected, met with an acceptable level of brutality. I liked the death of my girlfriend Chuggs, who was "put" a bottle of wine in the mouth until it explodes. Ouch! We bullets, stab wounds, stabbings, and more. These girls had fun with blood.
The murderer reminded me of "Urban Legend", which is not good because it uses a cheap costume and uncreative.
music seemed repetitive and mediocre taken of any show on MTV Latino. Ugh.
The acting is surprisingly good, I was waiting. Briana Evigan is believable as the gentle and sincere character. The girl is very good and you can check when you use a mini-shorts that show her curvaceous figure. She's a Scream Queen in power.
Leah Pipes was my favorite as selfish bitch Jessica. She prints the black humor and his attitude definitely going to hate but at the same timepo be the character that you're importing. Also thank you most of the time used an outfit that highlights her beautiful body.
I fell in love with Margo Harshman, Chuggs, who is the girl alcohol and nasty to all that day. What so shapely legs!. The scene is fajando with a guy who questions his breath vomiting seemed hilarious. What I can say?. Megusta all blondes with pretty face and not afraid to show their legs. Carrie Fisher
amused me and rocked the house as badass mother. Best known for her role as Princess Lea, Carrie shows that it is a versatile actress.
Maxx Hennard Roqueo as Mickey, the stallion patan after throwing his girl looking for a threesome. Unfortunately given their due with a horrible death.
do not know why I can not stand Rummer Willis. It's ugly, untalented, daughter of Bruce. I do not know why but his character made me cranky.
The rest of the cast is just fine. Had fun and it shows.
The end is stupid an insult. The murderer's motives are absurd, beyond what an idiot. You're not going to believe and think that was a waste of time.
Overall not a bad slasher but if you do not ever see no problem. Hey, I'm a fan of the original and therefore it was my obligation to see this effort. Hopefully there is a sequel ...
Finally, I thank those who chose the cast because all the girls are insanely good. All in all I would do very bad things at the same time.
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