"You tend to get paranoid when everyone around you are killed."
-Ricky Caldwell.
only takes 2 words to describe the catastrophe that does this movie:
GARBAGE DAY.
Ok, have you seen the video?.
The terrible performance and absurdity of the situation are the common denominator in this "movie" containing 40 minutes of flashback scenes of the first part!. In other words, the material "new" is almost nil, but memorable for very special reasons ...
PLOT
Ricky (brother of Billy, the murderer of the first part) has been released from the Mental Health Institute where he lived for several years. His re-integration into society means that even remember the time when his brother Billy was killed by police while dressed as Santa Claus attempt to assassinate the Mother Superior. The Ricky start a new means to avenge the death of his brother. So our hero decides to use damaged vehicle battery cables, umbrella, and a razor to achieve its mission. This exciting journey of revenge takes you to the home of the Mother Superior ...
add 40 minutes of scenes from the original to this review. That is all.
COMMENTS
20 THINGS I LEARNED TO "SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 2".
1. When you're a serial murderer is perfectly normal to move your eyebrows in an exaggerated manner. 2. A sequel that does not contain material from the original movie is worthless.
3 . Dangerous serial murderers can go visit your psychiatrist without a minimum of supervision or restriction.
4 . The best technique for a small child forget the trauma that caused the murder of his parents by a thief dressed as Santa Claus is harassed daily with images of Christmas.
5. For pity's sake, for heaven's sake, do not take out the trash in the morning when a serial murderer is shooting at your neighbors.
6. If you go to the movies and the movie to where you entered contains exactly the same traumatic moment of your life, may be only a coincidence ...
7. is perfectly normal for a nun living in a house whose number is 666.
(!!!)
8. is perfectly normal for a nun more than 80 years who is handicapped in the legs and thus walk in a wheelchair living in a house with 2 floors and the upstairs is where the lights off to pray and where its bed.
9. is harder to kill Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees while pursuing and attempting to kill an old woman in a wheelchair who tries to climb up and down the stairs.
10. When beheading a nun, she will not bleed. Even a droplet.
11. can go through the body of a person with an umbrella.
12. At 18 years a person can completely change your physique. Your face is going to be another person, in just 6 months of being a bag of bones you'll be a burly muscular but have not ever been to the gym.
13. Sensual Women will laugh at you if they bump your car against your bike while driving. Then it is well that you do your boyfriend.
14. If you are a woman, your boyfriend will not mind at all that in front of him're flirty, you receive praise, and intimate moments to remember with your ex-partner. In the cinema.
15. If you put a lot of effort, you can remember very clear moments when you were a baby.
16. The best way to silence a guy who does not let alone watch a movie in the cinema is murder.
17. Electricity can cause the human eye burst.
18. The nuns who have spent years in retirement can be found in the Phone Book. Maybe if you look like Mother Superior to find his number and address.
19. A nun who spent many years using their clothing safety recall typical even at home at all hours.
20. It's completely normal to kill your girlfriend and her ex on a busy street without doing anything.
Go
funny moments that I created this movie!: Yes, I enjoyed how bad it is. Everything is terrible. Address amateur, stupid dialogues, phrases idiots (garbage day!), Putrid performances, zero logic, not good violence, and above all, a high level of absurd situations. Seriously, buy several six pack, chips and invites friends to have fun with this unnecessary sequel.
For example, why Mother Superior is now horribly disfigured?. How he found Ricky?. Pffff.
This sequel has nothing to do with the intelligent and quasi-dramatic slasher was "Silent Night, Deadly Night."
The sequel takes the address of the classic slasher with black humor of the late 80's. The result is awful. I have not much to comment ... If you see this is only because you are a morbid person who likes to laugh at poor quality products. Caray, in the scene where Ricky kills his girlfriend behind him you can see a cameraman. Does not even exist in some quality production values.
Yes, I saw because I enjoy the trash. Honestly is one of the worst horror movie ever, then close together to "Troll 2", "The Stay Awake" and "Manos, The Hands of Fate."
only good thing about this movie is that it reminds me of the phrase "Happiness is a warm gun." Nothing more.
TRIVIA
° The Movie that Ricky and Jennifer are in the movie is "Silent Night, Deadly Night." (!!!): ° The movie was filmed in just 10 days. No doubt.
· No one knows about the whereabouts of Eric Freeman, who played Ricky.
° The actress who played Mother Superior was brutally murdered in real life.
° The infamous scene in "Garbage Day!" has become a famous phrase in the internet. The clip on YouTube has been viewed more than 2 million times. Yes, 2000000. Even being released in other movies. Tawny Kitaen
° is great. What I can say?: I love dumb blondes.
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