(Dying) Derrick Jones Wet T-shirts ... wet shirts!.
bloody Greetings readers!. First of all, I would take "something" that I have stuck in the chest Cinépolis PÚDRANSE bastards pudránse that the piranhas devour your testicles. "Piranha 3D" is a hilarious gore fest that the 3D effect in the movies suggested to be a much more memorable experience. In Mexico, the film was in theaters 1 week without the 3D. Heck go.
Ok, that's my complaint.
Within this main story, we have Derrick Jones, director of a program E! style Entertainment Television called "Wild Wild Girls" in which he shows how bad girls having fun on spring break. The subject is about to record on location in the village with his team.
same time, the Sheriff's sexy Julie Forrester people should take care to prevent Piranhas bite back wholesale. Literally. But it should also save their children who because they jeopardize disobedient.
Let's see how good the bite of the fish.
True, these elements are in any kind of film "B" with a similar theme but what the difference is that the Director is Alexandre Aja. The same man who brought us the brutal and memorable "Haute Tension" and the remake "The Hills Have Eyes." We can forget "Mirrors Movie."
Aja film gives us a pleasing to the eye but always reminds us that there is a simple documentary jariosos partying teenagers. How does it do?. Apply techniques to build suspense and endless brutality through an uncertain atmosphere where you know that it touches the water will be dead meat. "Piranha" is a gore fest.
Negative points are few and indeed it is hard to take seriously the events. I mean to be a movie like this, not trying to be more than what it is. I think the foolish decisions of children detract from the seriousness and the droll parts of Lloyd. The end seemed anticlimactic and seems to follow the trends of Hollywood by leaving the door open for a sequel.
The CGI is minimal but feels a bit crude. But we forget when we consider that the gore was carried out as in the old school. Kudos.
Ving Rhames
provides the necessary amount of badass that I was standing applaud. Seriously, the guy is a bastard in every sense of the word who do not want to put even though they "feel old". The way in which faces bummer and then with a chainsaw piranhas is memorable. A true hero.
Jerry O'Connell is perfect as the selfish bastard cokehead party animal and we all hate but love at the same time. Fun character brings black humor with his dialogue and attitude.
Jessica Szohr is perfect as the cute girl we all wish well behaved bride. As a character main sub-plot I appreciated a little weak but his attitude makes dialogue fresh and adorable. I love this girl. Steven R.
McQueen gives a good performance as the shy boy but with values \u200b\u200band character when necessary. This guy seems to have a future in the genre. Kelly Brook
caused me endless erections and did not even aware of it!. Her sexy accent was no problem enjoying your "acutación." Yes, you read well, act. Its spectacular, stunning curvaceous body in a bikini makes it worth what you pay for the movie.
We have a glorious cameo by Richard Dreyfuss characterized primarily as clothing and Matt Boyd of "Jaws." By little and I get a tear of nostalgia.
McFly Christopher Lloyd plays again and although his explanation for the piranha I found interesting, I do not fit the tone of the film.
A well-chosen cast that works perfectly.
also gives enough time to create mystery and tension in the scenes of attack. Our villains but have little space to "act", prey on their victims when they do it with style and fury. Aja is in charge of keeping us to the edge of your seat every time you decide to sink your teeth piranhas.
Moreover, water ballet scene - lesbian erotic is epic, just monumental. Add a touch of elegance and morbidity for the spectators. Totally out of place but much appreciated!.
The key scene is when piranhas attack vacationers in the middle of spring break. It's a bloody slaughter and very funny. The French director completely changed the perception of spring break. Aja
succeed in bringing us back to a film suggests that while no suspense, surprise us to capture perfectly the atmosphere of such binge drinking and bathing experience of blood.
The design of the piranha is disgusting, totally terrific. Sufficiently great to feel intimidated by these fish. To be pre-historic have a bad attitude.
These piranhas are seriously pissed off and that anyone who dares to mess with your water will be maimed. The movie is so violent that even exaggerated in the gore and this also adds a bit of black humor. I enjoyed the most.
RECOMMENDATION Ó N
must relax completely, order pizza, buy 2 six pack of beer and enjoy "Piranha 3D." It's like fast food but quality. You're going to eat, you'll have fun, but let's keep in mind that it is a horror film.
Gore, vulgarity, good cast, great direction, and a high entrtenimiento factor. Give him a chance. Alexandre Aja seal is a guarantee.
bloody Greetings readers!. First of all, I would take "something" that I have stuck in the chest Cinépolis PÚDRANSE bastards pudránse that the piranhas devour your testicles. "Piranha 3D" is a hilarious gore fest that the 3D effect in the movies suggested to be a much more memorable experience. In Mexico, the film was in theaters 1 week without the 3D. Heck go.
Ok, that's my complaint.
TR A MA
An earthquake caused by a geological fault that creates prehistoric piranhas extremely bloody and gruesome to be released and generate a pool of blood in Lake Victoria during the spring-break. This means blood, mutilation and oh yeah, breasts everywhere. Vamos a la playa oh oh oh. 
Within this main story, we have Derrick Jones, director of a program E! style Entertainment Television called "Wild Wild Girls" in which he shows how bad girls having fun on spring break. The subject is about to record on location in the village with his team.
same time, the Sheriff's sexy Julie Forrester people should take care to prevent Piranhas bite back wholesale. Literally. But it should also save their children who because they jeopardize disobedient.

Let's see how good the bite of the fish.
COMMENTS
"Piranha 3D" gave me exactly what I expected. I mean instant fun, lots of blood, black humor, more blood, hot girls in bikinis, and high degree of entertainment. True, these elements are in any kind of film "B" with a similar theme but what the difference is that the Director is Alexandre Aja. The same man who brought us the brutal and memorable "Haute Tension" and the remake "The Hills Have Eyes." We can forget "Mirrors Movie."

Aja film gives us a pleasing to the eye but always reminds us that there is a simple documentary jariosos partying teenagers. How does it do?. Apply techniques to build suspense and endless brutality through an uncertain atmosphere where you know that it touches the water will be dead meat. "Piranha" is a gore fest.
Negative points are few and indeed it is hard to take seriously the events. I mean to be a movie like this, not trying to be more than what it is. I think the foolish decisions of children detract from the seriousness and the droll parts of Lloyd. The end seemed anticlimactic and seems to follow the trends of Hollywood by leaving the door open for a sequel.
The CGI is minimal but feels a bit crude. But we forget when we consider that the gore was carried out as in the old school. Kudos.
actuació Ó N
We have a stellar cast for every taste. Elisabeth Shue is just as hot and with age it gets better. Problems would not be submitted by the Sheriff. Shows courage, concern for their children early, and authority. His performance is solid. Ving Rhames

provides the necessary amount of badass that I was standing applaud. Seriously, the guy is a bastard in every sense of the word who do not want to put even though they "feel old". The way in which faces bummer and then with a chainsaw piranhas is memorable. A true hero.

Jerry O'Connell is perfect as the selfish bastard cokehead party animal and we all hate but love at the same time. Fun character brings black humor with his dialogue and attitude.
Jessica Szohr is perfect as the cute girl we all wish well behaved bride. As a character main sub-plot I appreciated a little weak but his attitude makes dialogue fresh and adorable. I love this girl. Steven R.
McQueen gives a good performance as the shy boy but with values \u200b\u200band character when necessary. This guy seems to have a future in the genre. Kelly Brook
caused me endless erections and did not even aware of it!. Her sexy accent was no problem enjoying your "acutación." Yes, you read well, act. Its spectacular, stunning curvaceous body in a bikini makes it worth what you pay for the movie.
We have a glorious cameo by Richard Dreyfuss characterized primarily as clothing and Matt Boyd of "Jaws." By little and I get a tear of nostalgia.
McFly Christopher Lloyd plays again and although his explanation for the piranha I found interesting, I do not fit the tone of the film.
A well-chosen cast that works perfectly.
Ó N ADDRESS
Aleanxdre Aja shows why it is one of the best directors in the genre in this millennium. The type of shots through wild, complex and fast-paced fun in a setting that gives a lot to explore. I was fascinated by the Point of View of the piranhas before attacking, much like "Jaws" but more steeply. 
also gives enough time to create mystery and tension in the scenes of attack. Our villains but have little space to "act", prey on their victims when they do it with style and fury. Aja is in charge of keeping us to the edge of your seat every time you decide to sink your teeth piranhas.
Moreover, water ballet scene - lesbian erotic is epic, just monumental. Add a touch of elegance and morbidity for the spectators. Totally out of place but much appreciated!.

The key scene is when piranhas attack vacationers in the middle of spring break. It's a bloody slaughter and very funny. The French director completely changed the perception of spring break. Aja
succeed in bringing us back to a film suggests that while no suspense, surprise us to capture perfectly the atmosphere of such binge drinking and bathing experience of blood.
GORE / BLOOD
We have a very broad menu. Human body parts everywhere, mutilated, torn skin, biting violent explosions, exposed skin, etc. The most memorable death of Derrick who castrate and devour your penis. Ja, I never expected to see a penis so I generate laughter and almost applaud. 
The design of the piranha is disgusting, totally terrific. Sufficiently great to feel intimidated by these fish. To be pre-historic have a bad attitude.

These piranhas are seriously pissed off and that anyone who dares to mess with your water will be maimed. The movie is so violent that even exaggerated in the gore and this also adds a bit of black humor. I enjoyed the most.
SOUNDTRAC K
What to expect from a film set in a spring break?. Electronic music with a touch of Pop, some Rap, pop-rock. What you would hear on MTV. The "serious" music is not memorable. 
RECOMMENDATION Ó N
must relax completely, order pizza, buy 2 six pack of beer and enjoy "Piranha 3D." It's like fast food but quality. You're going to eat, you'll have fun, but let's keep in mind that it is a horror film.

Gore, vulgarity, good cast, great direction, and a high entrtenimiento factor. Give him a chance. Alexandre Aja seal is a guarantee.
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